We Beed Gettin' Ready Fur The Winter Olympics, Yeppers!

Roger Bleu here, and as a Russian Blue, I'm stoked they're holding the Olympics in my Motherland of Russia!  I'll let my brofur meow next, in that furry weird language of his - eeesh yew can hardly understand a word, seriously........

It'sh shtartin' tommorow - wheeeee!  Ish any of yew PURRticpatin', and if so, what ish yer favorite winter shport?  We likes nappin' a lot, but fur some reason that'sh not included dis year - that ish sho wrong, because we hash really been PURRacticing furry hard fur dat one........

A Tisket A Tasket, I Gots Me A Basket!

 A little teeny, tiny me.....

A few months later, gettin' bigger..........

And den me again, all growed up!  I loves that basket so muchie wuch, but even though we sthill hash it, I dun finks I can fit in it any more because I ish such a BIG boy now at 22 lbs. MOL!  It'sh nice to be big, but shometimes it'sh sad when yew can't fit into yer favorite things any more........like when great big doggies sthill finks they ish shmall and tries to sit in human laps and shtuff.  Meowmy ish going to get that basket out tonight and see if I wants to try to get innit and take an embarrassin' pikture of me, but I dunno yets if I wanna, because it could be hoomiliatin' so we'll shee. I just dun knows yet.......
   

Happy Weekend, Furriends!

Roger Bleu here, I'll be PURRsuing one of my favorite pastimes - the PURRsuit of great literature, sipping suPURRb catnip tea and hanging out with friends this weekend.  My little furiends are furry helpful because their tails make fabulous bookmarks!  We still haven't figured out how to add a "follow" badge to our page, and I'll be studying about that this weekend - eesh, our human is furry challenged aPURRently.  We've been adding our furriends to our reading lists on here, and that works PURRfectly, without a "follow" badge.

Humphrey Haunted here, and I ish going to be imPURRooving my orinthology skills wif furriends, close up and furry PURRsonal.  I hopes whateFUR yew does, yew hash a wunnerful weekend!  I finks there ish going to be some big game thish weekend involving humans running around fighting oFUR a funny shaped ball on that big moving picture thingy in dah living room, but my family ishn't into human sPURRts so we dun knows much about that.   Keep an eye out though, because I finks humans that watches those games usually hash shome furry tasty treats around during that, and sometimes they drops them accidentally on dah floor when the game gets exciting fur them, so be swift and grab those beFUR they notices, yesh!

What ish efurrypawdy up to thish weekend?

Wordless (Meowless) Wednesday

How To Be A Top Cat In Your Home - By Roger Bleu

Hello furiends, Roger Bleu here! I thought it might be helpful to all the furs out there if I posted a little instructional blog, with illustrations, on how to be the Top Cat (or dog) in your home. I am going to reference the use of cat beds as an example of how to assert yourself, in no uncertain terms MOL!  It works in regards to food and who gets to cuddle the most with Meowmy and in all sorts of other situations too. 

Here is my brofur Humphrey, reclining on one of MY cat beds, because of course, ALL the cat beds in our house are mine.   So ROOD of him!

As you can clearly see here, I am letting him know that his moments on that bed are numbered, if he doesn't get off it it and I mean NOW!  This is the point at which you want to really throw the evil eye at your opponent, and sometimes in my house, that's all it takes. He flees from me without my even having to lift a paw - try it!

And as you can clearly see here, victory is mine - it's really very simple, take the upper paw in all situations in your home, and you too can and will be a Top Cat or Dog. Please let me know if I can help you in any way with learning ninja wrestling or furbling flipping, as I am an ex PURRt at both. Ahhhhhhh this bed is super comfy and it's all MINE!

 

I Hash A Space Ship, Yeppers!

The other day shomething furry peculiar aPURRed at our house - it wash furry disturbing......

What ish thish.........

I just dun noes.......

Heddo heddo, ish there any aliens in here, ish anypawdy home......??

I claims it ash mine now, yeppers!  It'sh sho comfy and snuggly and nice in here. One shmall step fur a cat, one giant leap fur all of cat-kind! I gots tuna sammiches and catnip cupcakes on board, who wants to explore outer space wif me and eat some of that yummy cheese they says the Moon ish made of?  We can get away from our hoomans fur awhile and escape all dat craziness goin' on at Catster and Dogster now.  I gots room fur lotsa more of yew in here wif me.....

Smoking Ish Wrong, Yesh But Sometimes Yew Just Gots To

So today Meowmy tried to save all my photos from Catster/Disaster (the site ish going to be erased on March 3rd *hissss*) and yew knows what?  So fur, even though I hash 100 on there, they ish all locked down and we can't get them - so that hash driven me into Bogie mode and yew knows, I finks he would aPURRoove, I really does.  Being on the internet can be so stressful fur a kitty! So today I ish wearing my fedora and PURRtending to be a tough guy.

I ish just PURRtending to smoke, it'sh a candy/catnip cigarette - shhhhh dun tells anyone.......I hash lots more if anypawdy would like to join me.  =^..^=