Here is my brofur Humphrey, reclining on one of MY cat beds, because of course, ALL the cat beds in our house are mine. So ROOD of him!
And as you can clearly see here, victory is mine - it's really very simple, take the upper paw in all situations in your home, and you too can and will be a Top Cat or Dog. Please let me know if I can help you in any way with learning ninja wrestling or furbling flipping, as I am an ex PURRt at both. Ahhhhhhh this bed is super comfy and it's all MINE!