Hello furiends, Roger Bleu here! I thought it might be helpful to all the furs out there if I posted a little instructional blog, with illustrations, on how to be the Top Cat (or dog) in your home. I am going to reference the use of cat beds as an example of how to assert yourself, in no uncertain terms MOL! It works in regards to food and who gets to cuddle the most with Meowmy and in all sorts of other situations too.
Here is my brofur Humphrey, reclining on one of MY cat beds, because of course, ALL the cat beds in our house are mine. So ROOD of him!
As you can clearly see here, I am letting him know that his moments on that bed are numbered, if he doesn't get off it it and I mean NOW! This is the point at which you want to really throw the evil eye at your opponent, and sometimes in my house, that's all it takes. He flees from me without my even having to lift a paw - try it!
And as you can clearly see here, victory is mine - it's really very simple, take the upper paw in all situations in your home, and you too can and will be a Top Cat or Dog. Please let me know if I can help you in any way with learning ninja wrestling or furbling flipping, as I am an ex PURRt at both. Ahhhhhhh this bed is super comfy and it's all MINE!
Good job Mr. Bleu! I'm the top dog, well, fur police 'round My place. All the toys are mine. All the antler chews are mine.
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It's good to have minions, eh?
Those beds your momma (servant) makes sure do look comfy!
Thank you so much, Zoe and we top Cats and Dogs have to stick together. Do you know how to throw the evil eye, by the way? If not I'd be furry happy to teach you. I'm furry little too, half my brofurs size but that has *nothing* to do with it - small but swift I always like to say!
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING in the house is mine - beds, food, the couch, the big human bed (I'm sure you are allowed up on that in your house too!), catnip toys, the windowsill, ALL of it. If Humphrey efur has any of those things to himself, it is ONLY because I am allowing it. I'm sure you know exactly what I mean. By the way my brofur and I both think you have the bestest ears we have eFUR seen - they are like super wicked cat ears and I mean that as the highest form of compliment. I'm actually rather jealous of them, to be honest.
Also, I am furry tired of Humphrey trying to dominate this blawg and will be speaking to Meowmy furry soon about why his face is our avatar instead of mine - I must have been napping when that happened! I'm so much more handsome, this is just plain wrong.....
Love, Roger Bleu
I toadally know where you are comin from RB. And I fur shur can give the ol' stink eye. I don't got many piccies up on my Dogster page on account o' because we quit the Plus stuff 'long time ago. Anywho, once the vetman took a black bumpy thing taken off my cute lil body. I had to wear a COS (cone of shame). I had killer laser beams comin outta my eyes when Mommy was takin piccies of me with that thing on.
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Sleep tight pal.
OMC nooooooo the cone-a-shame! My doggy angel sisfur Greta had to wear one of those once, and I hate to say this, but when she was eating from her doggy food bowl, she looked just like a vacumn cleaner MOL! Laser beam eye balls is thee best, and I'd love to see you with those - yep, we went to non Plus Catster/Dogster too because no way were we going to give money to Slay Media and I'm so glad we stopped doing that. More money for treats for us us us, it's allllll about us! Nighty night Miss Zoe, we are so happy to be your furiends!
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Maurice thought he wuz top cat until he ran into Travis... dat kitten is just so persistant.... bol!! He just keeps on tryin' until Maurice gives in...
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows I'm really the top cat, nobody messes with me!
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Oh my, this is furry confusing, Jezebel - I think we need some videos of what goes on at your house to see who is the True Top Cat - I'm putting my money on you, because we older, mature kitties are the bee's knees - I'm 17, lookin' keen, don't try to dominate me, 'cos I get mean - MOL!
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Holy Cannoli! Youza gotta pinky bed datza not inky dinky!
ReplyDeleteYes, and you know Guido, and I'm sure you agree with me, Real Man Cats are totally comFURtable with the color pink. Meowmy likes to sew and knit, and we loves to suPURRvize heehee - lotsa these beds and blankies she makes go to our local no kill shelter fur homeless kitties but not this one - pink goes so well with my Russian Blue fur. If you came ofur to visit us, I'd be glad to let you lay on it - I'm furry polite to guests, but wif my brofur I do have to keep that Upper Paw thing going on, 24/7 MOL!
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Yikes..I think Mom got it down and we are here...Good to see you Roger and Humphrey....We will dictate something later today or tomorrow...
ReplyDeleteGood read Roger..I am on only cat so I get ALL of the beds no problem...
I know you love your brother.....
Hi Midnight Son! *waving paw* It's great to see you here! I'm not an only cat, but since I AM the Top Cat, I get efurrything I want, whenefur I want MOL - I'm fond of the little brofur, but I won't tolerate not having the Upper Paw around here at all times! Hopefully you are doing the same at your house with your humans - they need constant training!
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Good job Roger Blue. I do the same, throw the evil eye at Lizzy and she obeys humbly.
ReplyDelete*applause* Good FUR you, Miss - we are Russian Blues are just naturally royal, and all the subects in our homes need to understand that MOL! Humphrey is furry, furry humble by nature, and when he furgets his place, naturally I help him to remember it. Lizzy is very lucky to get to live with you, and be one of your loyal minions.
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