Thursday, July 3, 2014

Happy FURth Of July To All Our FURiends!

We hates dose loud boomy cracking things, but we does love to dress up and wear hats and stuff.



Wishing our FURiends a happy, safe and *quiet* day wif lots of love and treats, and none of dose things down below me here in dah gif - they ish sooo evil and ROOD!

Boomy Cracking Things Is Dah Spawn Of Satan, Yesh!

Saturday, March 1, 2014

International Kitty Kapers

Roger Bleu here, international gentleman cat of the world - here to share just a few of our vacation photos from last year, when we visited the United Kingdom, a country where we cats are aPURReciated and treated to the very finest in dining, sight seeing and entertainment.

 The CAT-Thaneum Club in London has the very finest of catnip teas and fellowship.....

 Big Ben was a must on our sight seeing excursion - we're looking for pigeons here...

The changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace was most exciting, even if my brother was clutching that booklet about it, which made us look like tourists, and still no pigeon sighting...

 
Peter Rabbit was a delightful host for our stay in at Beatrix Potter's house  although we were disappointed that Tom Kitten was away on holiday.


And finally, the very best part of the entire vacation - enjoying pigeons in Trafalger Square! Good things are worth waiting for.


On our way to the airport, after some posh shopping at Harrod's - don't tell anyone but we smuggled some of those pigeons back home with us past customs........Cheerio mates, I hope efurryone is having a simply smashing weekend!

Friday, February 21, 2014

Why "De-Clutterin'" Ish An Evil, Evil Word! Warning! Beware!

Here I ish, playin' wif one of my favorite toys - it hads catnip innit, wash hand- made and had dose wonderpurr feathers on it dat I loves so much.  Den one day?  Vanished!  I heard somethin' about "de-clutterin'" and haven't seen it since in a long, long time.........
Dis wash my mostest favorite toy, Lamby-kins - we had a deep, deep furiendship, and den one day, dah "de-clutterin'" evilness happened.
Here I ish with another one of my favorite toys, my fleecie mouse toy, long gone now and if yew notices, I ish also sittin' on my beloved lamby-kins, who I always, always slept wif and den one day?  He wash gone!  I shtill dun knows what happened to him and hash neFUR gotten a PURRoPURR explanation about it....

Dun let'sh yer pawrents do thish to yew - it makes me feel like thish! Yesh, I gots lots and lots of other toys, and yesh okay, I does tend to destroy dem oFUR time, but pawrents should asks our PURRmission beFUR dey recycles dem or puts dem in dah washing machine and den dey falls aPURRt.  I finks dat ish what happened to Lamby-kins, and Meowmy just doesn't want to tell me - he weren't washable but she should have asked him furst.  Hide yer toys if yew efur hears yer pawents mention "de-clutterin'" - I dun knows what it means exactly, I just knows it'sh EVIL!

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Playin' Fetch - It'sh Not Just Fur Doggies!

I wanted all my doggy furiends to see thish, so dey will feels totally comFURtable wif me. When Meowmy throws dah ball fur me, I brings it back to her...........

And den I waits fur her to throw it again - come on, Meowmy - I ish waitin' waitin' waitin'!  I wash about 8 months old here, (and yesh it'sh true, she needed to vacumn dah floor dat day, look at all dat catnip and shtuff, eesh!) - but I shtill likes to do it now dat I ish a grown up kitty boy.  I used to bring dah ball back to her oFUR and oFUR, like thirty times in a row, and drop it at her feet so she could throw it again and again fur me, but now I ish 7, a coupla times beeds fine. What ish yer favorite game to play wif yer pawrents or furblings and what ish yer favorite toy-toy?

Thursday, February 13, 2014

FURee Valentine Smoochie Smooches Fur Little Furiends

I'm all set for tomorrow - in fact, if this is a success, I plan to celebrate Valentine's Day this way allllllll weekend!  It's going to be furry yummy, errrrrrrr no I meant nice, yes, furry, furry nice!  I wonder if I should dip them in chocolate furst..........

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

I Ish Furry Confused Now - Catster Isn't Closing But Can We Trust Dem?

I dun knows, yew guys - dah latest noos ish dat Dogster and Caster ish going to sthay open now and dey ish not closing on March 3rd - so I ish doin' thish;


But den on dah other paw, I ish doin' dis..........What does efurryone finks?

Monday, February 10, 2014

Peaceful PURRtest And PURRsuasion aka Give Peas A Chance!

 Dis bed came in dah mail fur ush, and yew can see dat my brofur Roger ish already gaurding it beFUR it ish even outta dah box.  I hash a plan though, and yew will see how it works in dese lllustrations - I ish a totally pacifistic non violent kitty and good fings come to dose who waits.





See?  It'sh mine now and I neFUR even had to raise a paw!  MOL!
 

Thursday, February 6, 2014

We Beed Gettin' Ready Fur The Winter Olympics, Yeppers!

Roger Bleu here, and as a Russian Blue, I'm stoked they're holding the Olympics in my Motherland of Russia!  I'll let my brofur meow next, in that furry weird language of his - eeesh yew can hardly understand a word, seriously........


It'sh shtartin' tommorow - wheeeee!  Ish any of yew PURRticpatin', and if so, what ish yer favorite winter shport?  We likes nappin' a lot, but fur some reason that'sh not included dis year - that ish sho wrong, because we hash really been PURRacticing furry hard fur dat one........

Monday, February 3, 2014

A Tisket A Tasket, I Gots Me A Basket!

 A little teeny, tiny me.....

A few months later, gettin' bigger..........

And den me again, all growed up!  I loves that basket so muchie wuch, but even though we sthill hash it, I dun finks I can fit in it any more because I ish such a BIG boy now at 22 lbs. MOL!  It'sh nice to be big, but shometimes it'sh sad when yew can't fit into yer favorite things any more........like when great big doggies sthill finks they ish shmall and tries to sit in human laps and shtuff.  Meowmy ish going to get that basket out tonight and see if I wants to try to get innit and take an embarrassin' pikture of me, but I dunno yets if I wanna, because it could be hoomiliatin' so we'll shee. I just dun knows yet.......
   

Friday, January 31, 2014

Happy Weekend, Furriends!


Roger Bleu here, I'll be PURRsuing one of my favorite pastimes - the PURRsuit of great literature, sipping suPURRb catnip tea and hanging out with friends this weekend.  My little furiends are furry helpful because their tails make fabulous bookmarks!  We still haven't figured out how to add a "follow" badge to our page, and I'll be studying about that this weekend - eesh, our human is furry challenged aPURRently.  We've been adding our furriends to our reading lists on here, and that works PURRfectly, without a "follow" badge.


Humphrey Haunted here, and I ish going to be imPURRooving my orinthology skills wif furriends, close up and furry PURRsonal.  I hopes whateFUR yew does, yew hash a wunnerful weekend!  I finks there ish going to be some big game thish weekend involving humans running around fighting oFUR a funny shaped ball on that big moving picture thingy in dah living room, but my family ishn't into human sPURRts so we dun knows much about that.   Keep an eye out though, because I finks humans that watches those games usually hash shome furry tasty treats around during that, and sometimes they drops them accidentally on dah floor when the game gets exciting fur them, so be swift and grab those beFUR they notices, yesh!

What ish efurrypawdy up to thish weekend?

Sunday, January 26, 2014

How To Be A Top Cat In Your Home - By Roger Bleu

Hello furiends, Roger Bleu here! I thought it might be helpful to all the furs out there if I posted a little instructional blog, with illustrations, on how to be the Top Cat (or dog) in your home. I am going to reference the use of cat beds as an example of how to assert yourself, in no uncertain terms MOL!  It works in regards to food and who gets to cuddle the most with Meowmy and in all sorts of other situations too. 


Here is my brofur Humphrey, reclining on one of MY cat beds, because of course, ALL the cat beds in our house are mine.   So ROOD of him!


As you can clearly see here, I am letting him know that his moments on that bed are numbered, if he doesn't get off it it and I mean NOW!  This is the point at which you want to really throw the evil eye at your opponent, and sometimes in my house, that's all it takes. He flees from me without my even having to lift a paw - try it!


And as you can clearly see here, victory is mine - it's really very simple, take the upper paw in all situations in your home, and you too can and will be a Top Cat or Dog. Please let me know if I can help you in any way with learning ninja wrestling or furbling flipping, as I am an ex PURRt at both. Ahhhhhhh this bed is super comfy and it's all MINE!


Thursday, January 23, 2014

I Hash A Space Ship, Yeppers!

The other day shomething furry peculiar aPURRed at our house - it wash furry disturbing......


What ish thish.........


I just dun noes.......



Heddo heddo, ish there any aliens in here, ish anypawdy home......??


I claims it ash mine now, yeppers!  It'sh sho comfy and snuggly and nice in here. One shmall step fur a cat, one giant leap fur all of cat-kind! I gots tuna sammiches and catnip cupcakes on board, who wants to explore outer space wif me and eat some of that yummy cheese they says the Moon ish made of?  We can get away from our hoomans fur awhile and escape all dat craziness goin' on at Catster and Dogster now.  I gots room fur lotsa more of yew in here wif me.....

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Smoking Ish Wrong, Yesh But Sometimes Yew Just Gots To

So today Meowmy tried to save all my photos from Catster/Disaster (the site ish going to be erased on March 3rd *hissss*) and yew knows what?  So fur, even though I hash 100 on there, they ish all locked down and we can't get them - so that hash driven me into Bogie mode and yew knows, I finks he would aPURRoove, I really does.  Being on the internet can be so stressful fur a kitty! So today I ish wearing my fedora and PURRtending to be a tough guy.



I ish just PURRtending to smoke, it'sh a candy/catnip cigarette - shhhhh dun tells anyone.......I hash lots more if anypawdy would like to join me.  =^..^=



Tuesday, January 21, 2014

 
Heddo - we ish two kitty brofurs who've been on the internet fur seven years now, and we has just moved here from Catster, because it ish on life suPURRt right now, beFUR it goes into a big black hole on March 3rd caused by corPURRate greed and silly humans.  We wants to stay in touch wif all our furiends from there and other kitties and doggies all oFUR the world - we ish just getting used to Blogger so be patient wif ush, purrlease - we ish furry happy to be here - MEOWLO!  We ish looking furwards to exchanging purrs with other furry furriends and venting about how challenging it ish to live with humans, sometimes!  By the way, my brofur Roger accused me of putting that lint on hish back in thish photo, but he's super paranoid and I did not!! 





We ish both incredibly handshome, I does have to admit - I ish the King of my cat tree here and my brofur ish testing one of the kitty beds Meowmy makes fur kitties in shelters - we always tests all the beds beFUR she donates them, and sometimes yew knows, we hash to test them fur seFURal hours and even days to make sure they ish PURRfect MOL!  We also helps her knit blankies fur them too, and I ish especially helpful because I lays on her knitting while she ish doing it!  WHY does she find thish annoying?  Humans is so furry strange.......